Severus here... to fill all of your smutty needs. Now my little snakes, ask me a question or receive a swift smack to your bottom.
Test my patience and I'll just have to punish you my way...
Most disgusting and disturbing person that has ever flirted with me?
That would be Crabbe Sr. Him with his fat fingers and that smell he gives off… of rotting eggs and decaying flesh. Of course the moment he did The Dark Lord found out and had him tortured.
of course my little snake. just tell Severus what he needs to do to tickle you pink.
There is only one other person in the world I could ever see myself spending a lifetime with. That is the dear and sweet Regulus Black. That sweet and kind soul. He wanted nothing more than an innocent romance and chance at forever with me.
My first born son would be
Axel Landon Avry Snape-Potter
My first born girl would be
Alice Lillian Ann Snape-Potter
Harry has allowed me sole naming rights of our first born since I will be carrying both children.
As for how many… I’d only like the two. If Potter wants anymore then that he’ll have to carry them to term himself. There’s only so much my body can handle. Though it’s safe to say that we’ll have enough children to rival the Weasly’s. Of course with Potters family inheritance as well as Blacks and my own dowry (seeing as the Prince’s have forgiven me seeing as I have married “well”) money to take care of them will never be an issue.